Plench 

(verb) To clench together one's butt cheeks to prevent a serious accident in their pants.

"Dude, pull the car over. I am plenching and about to soil the seat cover." shouted Brad after Thanksgiving dinner.

Steven tried to plench following his dinner at the Mexican restaurant, but it was to late. The runs started down his leg creating a small puddle on the floor.

Plench by joebooh2 December 6, 2006

Plench 

The sexual act of sucking jello off of a male's penis, often with vacuum like force.

Guy 1: "bro, Jessica totally wanted to plench me last night at the party"
Guy 2: "damn bro, you should've gone for it! to receive a plench is a once in a lifetime opportunity"

Plench by Ottergod February 25, 2019

Plerch

Any spot on the body where semen can catch and pool.

The semen landed perfectly in the ass plerch on the top of Corina's asscrack, enough to drown her gerbil.

Plerch by Ben Coburn January 15, 2008

planchada 

Slang in spanish for wasted, drunk, hammered, etc...Planchar translates in English meaning: iron.

Ceddy and I got all "Planchada" last night.

planchada by mattyboy0105 September 23, 2013

Pench

The combination between the two words “peng” (fit/good) and “dench” (big/massive).

“That burger is proper pench mate”
“Look at that building! Pench innit”

Pench by biggoon April 5, 2019

Penchanting 

A combination of penchant and enchanting. To have a knack for enchanting someone or something. Other forms of the word include penchanted and penchantment.

1) Angus winked at me and I was a goner... totally penchanted!

2) He took me for a walk and was so penchanting that I never wanted to leave.

3) She fainted out of the pure penchantment of the way he said her name.

Penchanting by Belch Queen May 24, 2019

Penchester Penited 

Penchester Penited is a football club based in Manchester , England , who can only win by bribing referees , and are known for signing finished penalty takers like Pristiano Penaldo and Pruno Penandes or bench warmers like Jadon Bencho or Donny Van de Bench , and hiring finished coaches , or signing samsung fridges like harry maguire , nemanja matic or fred

Me :its a shame Penchester Penited have dropped points agaist Burnley
My friends : thats because they spent all their money signing harry maguire and they didnt have enough to bribe the referee
Me : but what about the new signings ?
My friend : the finished pen takers unfortunately havent gotten a pen

Me : what a finished football club !

Penchester Penited by victoras69 February 12, 2022