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To partake in the act of acting like a dick.
Me and Jordan were supposed to party, but she peenched out and slapped my mom
peench by Bigdaddyabe March 18, 2014
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- verb (used with objects)
how a smallface (see smallface), redneck, hick or NASCAR enthusiast would describe the action of squeezing or compressing between the finger and thumb, the teeth, the jaws of an instrument, or the like.
Smallface (to New Yorker thinking her pronunciation of "pinch" will sound funny): Hey! Say "peench!"

New Yorker (left extremely confused): Ummm... okay. "Peench."
Peench by Tdeauxpahsssss June 24, 2010
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slang term for a hot babe, and getting poon!
Me and my broskis got a nice peench!
Peench by skeezerteaser January 21, 2009
A mix of the colors pink and peach.
I don't wanna paint the walls pink or peach, what about peench? It's a nice middle ground.
Peench by bruh flavor November 24, 2020
If a puss filled, gonorrhea ridden uncut penis was an individual, that is a peench.
Bro, Derrick was being such an asshole the other day. He’s such a peench.
Peench by QueenAnne1995 November 15, 2025
The combination between the two wordspeng” (fit/good) and “dench” (big/massive).
“That burger is proper pench mate”
“Look at that building! Pench innit
Pench by biggoon April 5, 2019

Penchanting 

A combination of penchant and enchanting. To have a knack for enchanting someone or something. Other forms of the word include penchanted and penchantment.
1) Angus winked at me and I was a goner... totally penchanted!

2) He took me for a walk and was so penchanting that I never wanted to leave.

3) She fainted out of the pure penchantment of the way he said her name.
Penchanting by Belch Queen May 24, 2019
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