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Plench

(verb) To clench together one's butt cheeks to prevent a serious accident in their pants.
"Dude, pull the car over. I am plenching and about to soil the seat cover." shouted Brad after Thanksgiving dinner.

Steven tried to plench following his dinner at the Mexican restaurant, but it was to late. The runs started down his leg creating a small puddle on the floor.
by joebooh2 December 6, 2006
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Plench

The sexual act of sucking jello off of a male's penis, often with vacuum like force.
Guy 1: "bro, Jessica totally wanted to plench me last night at the party"
Guy 2: "damn bro, you should've gone for it! to receive a plench is a once in a lifetime opportunity"
by Ottergod February 25, 2019
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Plerch

Any spot on the body where semen can catch and pool.
The semen landed perfectly in the ass plerch on the top of Corina's asscrack, enough to drown her gerbil.
by Ben Coburn January 15, 2008
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planchada

Slang in spanish for wasted, drunk, hammered, etc...Planchar translates in English meaning: iron.
Ceddy and I got all "Planchada" last night.
by mattyboy0105 September 23, 2013
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Pench

The combination between the two words “peng” (fit/good) and “dench” (big/massive).
“That burger is proper pench mate”
Look at that building! Pench innit”
by biggoon April 5, 2019
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Penchanting

A combination of penchant and enchanting. To have a knack for enchanting someone or something. Other forms of the word include penchanted and penchantment.
1) Angus winked at me and I was a goner... totally penchanted!

2) He took me for a walk and was so penchanting that I never wanted to leave.

3) She fainted out of the pure penchantment of the way he said her name.
by Belch Queen May 24, 2019
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Penchester Penited

Penchester Penited is a football club based in Manchester , England , who can only win by bribing referees , and are known for signing finished penalty takers like Pristiano Penaldo and Pruno Penandes or bench warmers like Jadon Bencho or Donny Van de Bench , and hiring finished coaches , or signing samsung fridges like harry maguire , nemanja matic or fred
Me :its a shame Penchester Penited have dropped points agaist Burnley
My friends : thats because they spent all their money signing harry maguire and they didnt have enough to bribe the referee
Me : but what about the new signings ?
My friend : the finished pen takers unfortunately havent gotten a pen

Me : what a finished football club !
by victoras69 February 12, 2022
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