asstart

Similiar to asshat.

John, you just ate a whole jar of mayonaise. John, you are such an asstart!

asstart by Exposo July 2, 2006

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Asstart

When someone is next level asshole or asshat. Associated with wanting to stick something sour up someone ass

Ok Chuck, sure you are right . Water is never wet, you asstart.

Asstart by Tinamonkey February 18, 2022

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asstastic • asstard • assfart • asstertaste • assparty • ass tart • asstar • asstastrophe • asspartame • asstaste

Asstat

A statistic,or number, offered as fact, from someone who has no idea what they're talking about.
They pulled the answer out of their ass.

"If eagles were to fight bears, they would win 13.7% of the time"- Asstat
"You've ruined 67% of my life!"- Asstat
"I only lie 32% of the time"-Asstat
"I've only locked you out of he house 32 times"-Asstat
Etc.

Asstat by Sandraudiga February 13, 2015

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Asstard

A male who goes around causing unnecessary drama, usually involving younger girls, particularly freshmen. As a self-proclaimed "Ladies Man (see Definition 3," an asstard typically spends a superfluous amount of time attempting to make himself look good for his company. This includes ridiculously expensive boy perfume, several cans of Axe(TM) deodorant, and driving a "tough" car without any regard to safety. (see car accident.) Additionally, an asstard tends to attempt to flatter other men and "impress" them with his own perceived "strength/coolness." Not only is this ineffective and hilarious, it also puts an asstard's sexuality into intense scrutiny. This is compounded by the fact that asstards are usually caught creeping and staring at younger men in bathrooms.

Prima: Who's that junior who only hangs out with freshmen?
Secunda: Who, him? Oh that's just Asstard, that's just how he rolls.
Prima: Haha, what a tool.

An Asstard is the synthesis of Asshole and Retard

Asstard by SeptemberLove December 18, 2010