Skip to main content

Boa Cumstrictor 

Another name for an insanely large penis, whether it is from a male or a female. Used in reference to the size of the Boa constrictor snake, it is often shortened to "Cumstrictor".
1. (Girl to another girl): My boyfriend has a real Boa Cumstrictor between his legs!

2. (Girl to the owner): You cumzticto iz tazty!
Boa Cumstrictor by Yuyu2809 February 21, 2011
Related Words

cumshark 

cumsharking is when typically a man cums on a woman without her knowing usually in public
Man 1: *jacking on bus*
Man 1:* sees a hot girl and finishes on her shoulder*
Woman: the fuck? did someone just come on me?
Man 2: yeah that dude over there likes to cumshark women on the bus
cumshark by FOSPOL July 9, 2018

cumfarter 

1. A person farting moments after his partner finishes inside him/her.

2. A term used as to have the last word in a lame insult competition.

3. The outcome of your flatulence if you're put behind bars and have a pretty face.
Example 1:
Jack and Jake are in the tub. Jack cums in Jake

Jack: "I'll be right back to blow you, don't finish without me."

3min later Jack returns only to find the tub water murky in cum....

Jack: I thought I told you to wait

Jake: I did, I just farted...

Example 2:

-You're a dickwipe
-Oh yeah? Well you're a Cumfarter! ...I win!
cumfarter by aristophaneftw1 November 18, 2011

Cumaract 

A condition that occurs when semen impedes regular vision. Also know as the Money Shot. cum-arah-kt.
Ie: Why can't I open my eye, I must have Cumaracts.
Reference:

Circa 2018: Peej
Cumaract by RobVio September 23, 2018

cumtarded 

It is the feeling of pure retardation after an orgasm. You are unable to communicate or operate your body.
Man that was a serious orgasm. I can't even move my body or speak. I am so cumtarded.

Cumstroke 

When you realise you have no tissues at the point of climax and stand up quickly out of sheer panic. Your brain loses oxygen and you pass out on the floor.
Bill: I fucked up big time yesterday
Gary: What happened?
Bill: I was wanking and reached for the tissues and the box was empty. I stood up and next thing I know, I'm lying on my side with cum all over the floor and a headache from smashing it on the floor.
Gary: Cumstroke?
Bill: Yeah
Cumstroke by stemmo33 August 19, 2014