FaceStorm 

When you become a facebook whore, throughout your daily routine you constantly think of new statuses for every activity you do and it usually takes you a good amount of time to come up with a status worthy of being posted.

Holy s**t! That car almost slammed into me! I have to update my FB status... but what should I put? Time to FaceStorm. This could take a while...

FaceStorm by handsoff_banzhaf October 31, 2010

Category 5 Fuckstorm 

Incredibly bad situation. Maximum confusion, pain, chaos.

The COVID-19 pandemic has created a Category 5 Fuckstorm for small businesses

Category 5 Fuckstorm by SirEdmundHound March 25, 2020

facestoning 

The mindless surfing facebook completely blazed with no purpose whatsoever. Often accompanied by a gaping mouth, glazed-over eyes, and staying up late into the night accomplishing nothing.

"Dude why did you sleep til 4 in the afternoon?"
"After I came home from smoking with some people last night I ended up facestoning for hours."

facestoning by jordiebish November 18, 2009

mid-surgical fartstorm 

An especially powerful barrage of deadly flatulence emitted during a surgical procedure.

Dad’s surgeon told me that in the middle of it all, Dad’s eyes suddenly ripped open and a sudden mid-surgical fartstorm engulfed the entire surgical team!

mid-surgical fartstorm by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2019

alaskan firestorm 

Having doggy sex.Then your partner lights the fart from the female and singes your public hair above males cock.

My misses has the hottest ass in the Alaskan Firestorm world!!!

alaskan firestorm by lighting female fart,shagging December 28, 2014

diarrhea firestorm 

An especially violent and burning eruption of diarrhea.

Shaggy considered that it was probably his seventh beef-and-bean burrito that was to blame for the diarrhea firestorm he suffered in the Mystery Machine on the way back from Tijuana.

diarrhea firestorm by Buford T. Pusser September 17, 2006

fartstorm 

The unfortunate long-term release of noxious gasses from one's asshole.

Jim: "Did you happen to see if we're out of--OH JESUS! That's fucking awful!"

Matt: "What?!"

Jim: "Your ass is a veritable fartstorm today!"

Matt: Dude get over it!

fartstorm by gcmft. October 15, 2008