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Blackout hammertossed 

I’m not blackout drunk that’s depressing and scary I’m blackout hammertossed which means I’ve given up control and I’ve never felt better
Yes sir that’ll be 7 shots of tequila each. Next time you see us we’ll be blackout hammertossed

Droppin' Hammers

To throw down; to drop knowledge/bombs/etc; to lay down the god damn sauce; to reveal information; or to make rapid advancements upon previously unknown prey.
Emmett: Yo, bro, I was fuckin' droppin' hammers last night!!
Me: What'd you do?
Emmett: I told this girl, she should be suckin' my dick, and then SHE WAS!

Mac: Yo, so I told this bitch what was up.
Alex: Fuckin' DROPPIN' HAMMERS.
Droppin' Hammers by Mackles200 July 20, 2012

Hammerburged 

The act of getting completely hammered/wasted in Flint, Mi. Especially located off of Hammerburg road.
Tyler was messing with Jon and Jordan when they were absolutely Hammerburged.

Last night was such a gonger, everyone was Hammerburged!
Hammerburged by HairyB December 7, 2009

hammerfasted 

Combination of the words "hammered", "shit-faced", and "wasted". Used to describe a state of intense drunken-ness, usually accompanied by asinine behavior.
Dude, I had a terrible week. I can't wait to get hammerfasted and embarrass myself tonight.
hammerfasted by jbagwell4 November 8, 2009

Hammeredstring

Pulling your hamstring after attempting to walk completely drunk
"Based on his limp that guy must have got hammered last night and pulled his hammeredstring"
Hammeredstring by TarHeelBlue09 March 29, 2009

Hammerpunch 

A punch using the base of your fist, like a hammer.
Kitty used a HAMMERPUNCH to knock Mia's teeth out.
Hammerpunch by Paperkitty September 1, 2005