mystified 

to be confused or puzzled

i am so mystified as to why she is with that fugly a*$ mother f*@$er

mystified by sofa king cool May 24, 2006

mystified 

sum scrawny ass annoyin bitch ass white boy that says "K" every 10 seconds.

the most annoyin ass human that youll ever meet.

"hey im mystified! i suck dick and sacredthegoat negs!"

"Person 1: Yo bro I just won the lottery."
"Person 2: K."
"Person 1: dawg dont be such a mystified."

mystified by sacredthegoat June 20, 2022

mutual mystification 

During a act of cooperation, negotiation or decision making all parties withhold knowledge or information that either prolongs the process or completely destroys any chance of reaching the best possible result for all parties.

In order to "one up" the other both the sales and design teams created mutual mystification byfailing to disclose important exceptions and outlyers in their data that had the ability to compromise any final decision thusly

mutual mystification by Craig H. November 2, 2006

Mortified 

Being beyond embarrassed or ashamed.

Oh my god, I forwarded a sexual innuendo to all my co-workers by accident! I am so mortified.

Mortified by Maybelline October 22, 2007

Mossified 

When an individual becomes overwhelmingly high of the substance marijuana

Yo Lindsay,

Lindsay- ya Alice

Alice - lets get mossified

“Yo I’m mossified”

Mossified by Alibeach April 13, 2019

Mustafied 

The process of manipulating the desires of a set person by describing food or a place to make it more attractive/undesirable ,for the soul reason of of causing disruptions ,psychological stress and internal chaos.

Jumana was MUSTAFIED by making her crave salmon teryaki , thus she's now suffering internally .

Mustafied by shehata_the_great May 17, 2022

mossified 

something rigged or made up by a moss

I mossified that dildo from scrap

mossified by mossoak November 4, 2008