Carrot
A food item that is in possession of a particular person. A carrot helps a person calm down once it's offered to the person that requires calming down. A natural rival of a cookie.
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The annoying directioners. Normally between the ages of 8-12. A new directioner. A directioner who has just entered the fandom and feels as if they have to connect everyday words to one direction. Normal directioners will just ignore the use of the word "pussy" but carrots will automatically be like "ermahgerd hazza1!!1!!"
Girl 1: here's a spoon for your soup
Girl 2: oh my god Karen, you're so stupid, I can't use a spoon! Liam has a fear of spoons so I do to
Girl 1: stop being such a carrot
Girl 2: oh my god Karen, you're so stupid, I can't use a spoon! Liam has a fear of spoons so I do to
Girl 1: stop being such a carrot
Carrot by tinaghevondian May 27, 2013
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Carrot by GlogTheCrusader March 1, 2019
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They say carrots help you with your vision at night, found my friend bleeding from their eyes with 2 carrots shoved in them, “they lied to me....” (in a deep voice)
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Carrot by Ahumanthatdoesntexist May 25, 2021
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a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, cucumbers,leeks.
When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.