Putard
Can't type fast enough to keep up in chatrooms. Does'nt know what people are talking about when they are having conversations about pc's and software applications.
Putard by Malcolm Bartlett - Freak July 21, 2003
pubtard
The various forms of griefers, trolls, and general idiots who populate 30-70% of public servers for online games.
I tried to play last night, but the server was full of grenade-spamming pubtards calling each other "Nigger".
pubtard by ExMockingbird March 7, 2009
Obramboslovska petarda
A ritual dating back to Ancient Greece, commemorating the union between Ares, the god of war, 4 brave greek wariors and Aphrodite, the goddes of love.
The ritual consists of sexual intercorse between 2 parties. In the first party a group of 5 (male) Defnsive studies students (which are direct descendants of brave greek warriors), and a female volunteer who has the honor to partake in such a famous tradition.
The ritual consists of sexual intercorse between 2 parties. In the first party a group of 5 (male) Defnsive studies students (which are direct descendants of brave greek warriors), and a female volunteer who has the honor to partake in such a famous tradition.
Obramboslovska petarda by nakrovu November 8, 2018
petard
a device contrived to hurt another person; boobytrap; an explosive contraption used in warfare to blow in a door or form a breach in a wall.
to "hoist by one's own petard" means you have been hurt or caught by the very device that you intended to hurt someone else. This phrase is often used mockingly, as if to say that you stepped in your own mess.
petarded
A portmanteauof "retarded" and "petard," it describes a plan backfiring on you in such a way that you are left looking utterly ridiculous. It combines the concept of retarded--which is to say mentally deficient--and the phrase "hoisted by your own petard," which means to have damage done to you by the means you had intended to employ to damage others. A petard is an explosive used to break down barricades in warfare, and so petarded can also mean "blown up," in some circumstances.
You ratted Dan out for stealing that camera, but in doing so proved that you were his accomplice? Dude, you're petarded.
Jim just petarded the front door trying to take out his ex, but the door blew up and a shard of it went through his windshield. Totally petarded.
Jim just petarded the front door trying to take out his ex, but the door blew up and a shard of it went through his windshield. Totally petarded.