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Spazmatron 

noun. A spazmatron (spaz- maa- tron) is a person who is so unbeilvably retarded there is no word for them
Girl runs into a metal door
"what a fucking spazmatron"
Spazmatron by mr. moore November 5, 2007

spazmotron 

A geeky nerd that is hyper intelligent yet also completelyspastic. It is well know for throwing unexpected and outrageous spasms during it's most intelligent moments typing away on its Windows 95 PC.
"Look at that spazmotron smash up his keyboard playing minesweeper."
spazmotron by Peckerama March 22, 2008

Spazatron 

A small ginger gimp, who despite being eighteen pervs on smaller girls over facebook, appears to be twelve himself so as to disguise the evil within and worse of all sports ironically terrible tattoo's of dragons.

Also can be used to describe an unattractive freckled kid
Guy one:Hey dude that guy over their, the one with the glasses
Guy two:Yh he's a total Spazatron
Guy one:I agree also i think he's secretly gay
Spazatron by TheHeroworship November 18, 2011

spazmatron 

not to be mistaken for using offensively, is not offensive.
Just mildly; is an often laughed at insult as it is so stupid. Used to define someone who is acting weird, one of your friends. A freak with a matron added on the end.
You're such a spazmatron!
spazmatron by lydia July 13, 2004

spazmatron 

One who farts in a bathtub, and then proceeds to eat the bubbles.
That spazmatron has been in the bathroom for 40 minutes. He must have had beans tonight.
spazmatron by Nodnarb Eht May 4, 2006

spacetronaught

One who aspires to be greater than an astronaught but to no aval. And or maybe possibly someone who is or is not on drugs and or way too much Star Crunch snack cakes. NOT Mr. T... Or is it? No no i dont think so. Also one who is 100% corect 34% of the time.
If you drive the X-Wing from Star Wars around the block for fun... you may be a spacetronaught.
spacetronaught by liquidflamingo December 16, 2009