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Swatgasm 

Noun: 1. the physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of coolness, resulting from the stimulation of being a SWAT "operator" and gathering with other "operators" wearing awesome gear and taking bad ass pictures.
2. an instance of experiencing this.
3. intense or unrestrained excitement associated with being around SWAT operators.
4. an instance or occurrence of such excitement

Verb: 5. To have a swatgasm.

See also: SOFgasm.
Q: Why are all those guys in American Flag Hats having such a good time?
A: They are having a Swatgasm. Good thing they are wearing American Flag Hats, otherwise I would have thought they were Brits, and thus, gay.

If it weren't for the constant Swatgasms, I would have to do actual police work.
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Swaggasm 

An overwhelming and euphoric sensation that one experiences when their swagg is turnt "on"
" Yo son i got up out tha shower and put my fresh gear on, i looked in tha mirror and gave myself a SWAGGASAM"

when I put the Ralph lauren polo under the John Wills hoodie with the macthing J. Crew linen shorts and Riviera top-siders... I had a fullbody swaggasm~
Swaggasm by trevg713 August 6, 2010
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swagasmic 

The feeling of being so swag that you simultaneously feel like shitting, cumming and vomiting all at once......which will then lead to a feeling of anti-swag because you ruined all of your swag with your shit, jizz and vomit.
Today, I woke up and tried on some swag kicks at Tom's Shoes after going to the local H&M and grabbing a fresh v-neck and skinny jeans. As soon as the kicks united with my new H&M threads, the swagasmic feeling overcame me and I felt at peace.

Then I realized I just shitted, came and upchucked all over my new clothes in a public place. #swag
swagasmic by JimboWales January 6, 2012
When your swag is so rediculously high, when people see you they pretty much cream their jeans out of a pure swagtastic experience.
dude i just walked by Megan" "So?" "She looked at me and had a swagasm right there" "That is soooo chill
Swagasm by Prendyy October 22, 2010

Statgasm 

This happens when you're checking out your favourite athlete's statistics and while getting a hard-on/creaming your pants because his/her stats are so beautiful that you just can't help but express your beloved oh-face.
Gary: Holy shit bro, did you see Dwight Howard's amazing stat line last night? 48 points, 21 boards and 8 blocked shots. I can't get over it.

Mike: Yeah dude, I almost came while I was watching Sports Center this morning.

Gary: What?

Mike: What do you mean what?

Gary: ...you...nearly...came? No homo bro, I mean, I didn't want to know this.

Mike: Oh shut up man, there's nothing wrong in having a statgasm.
Statgasm by ayjayyy June 7, 2011

Shatgasm 

An orgasm so intense it makes one shat.
"Oooh, Hilda; Maurice gave me such a good seeing to last night I had another one of my shatgasms." (Overheard at the launderette)
Shatgasm by Lnm1969 July 31, 2019

swaggasm 

An intense feeling achieved after seeing or thinking of an outfit that is swagged the fuck out or extremely stylish. Similar to an orgasm except all stimuli is visual.
1. Me: "So I looked into the mirror to swag check before the party and I immediately had a swaggasm."

2. Random chick 1: "Damn. He's so hot."

Random chick 2: "I know right, every time I see Chris I have a swaggasm.

3. One look at her and I had to check my boxers. Fortunately it was just a swaggasm.
swaggasm by chrispychris August 21, 2012