sweatgasm
sweatgasm by Gary & Reneee February 24, 2018
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Swaggasm
" Yo son i got up out tha shower and put my fresh gear on, i looked in tha mirror and gave myself a SWAGGASAM"
when I put the Ralph lauren polo under the John Wills hoodie with the macthing J. Crew linen shorts and Riviera top-siders... I had a fullbody swaggasm~
when I put the Ralph lauren polo under the John Wills hoodie with the macthing J. Crew linen shorts and Riviera top-siders... I had a fullbody swaggasm~
swagasmic
The feeling of being so swag that you simultaneously feel like shitting, cumming and vomiting all at once......which will then lead to a feeling of anti-swag because you ruined all of your swag with your shit, jizz and vomit.
Today, I woke up and tried on some swag kicks at Tom's Shoes after going to the local H&M and grabbing a fresh v-neck and skinny jeans. As soon as the kicks united with my new H&M threads, the swagasmic feeling overcame me and I felt at peace.
Then I realized I just shitted, came and upchucked all over my new clothes in a public place. #swag
Then I realized I just shitted, came and upchucked all over my new clothes in a public place. #swag
swagasmic by JimboWales January 6, 2012
Sweargasm
(SUH-where-gasm) - the explosive rush of profanity that comes as a result of repeated, intense stimulation of the "yerpissinmeoff" nerve. Known to cause light-headedness, a feeling of euphoria, and a need to smoke a cigarette.
Coined with love by facebook Page "Maybe It's NOT Me, Maybe It Is You"
Coined with love by facebook Page "Maybe It's NOT Me, Maybe It Is You"
Sweargasm by Maybe It's NOT Me August 26, 2011
Swagasm
When your swag is so rediculously high, when people see you they pretty much cream their jeans out of a pure swagtastic experience.
dude i just walked by Megan" "So?" "She looked at me and had a swagasm right there" "That is soooo chill
Swatgasm
Noun: 1. the physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of coolness, resulting from the stimulation of being a SWAT "operator" and gathering with other "operators" wearing awesome gear and taking bad ass pictures.
2. an instance of experiencing this.
3. intense or unrestrained excitement associated with being around SWAT operators.
4. an instance or occurrence of such excitement
Verb: 5. To have a swatgasm.
See also: SOFgasm.
2. an instance of experiencing this.
3. intense or unrestrained excitement associated with being around SWAT operators.
4. an instance or occurrence of such excitement
Verb: 5. To have a swatgasm.
See also: SOFgasm.
Q: Why are all those guys in American Flag Hats having such a good time?
A: They are having a Swatgasm. Good thing they are wearing American Flag Hats, otherwise I would have thought they were Brits, and thus, gay.
If it weren't for the constant Swatgasms, I would have to do actual police work.
A: They are having a Swatgasm. Good thing they are wearing American Flag Hats, otherwise I would have thought they were Brits, and thus, gay.
If it weren't for the constant Swatgasms, I would have to do actual police work.
Swatgasm by TooCoolForSchoolButNot August 10, 2010
sweatmaster
A very hot and attractive girl, often quite feisty who while in the process of working out sweats profusely. Often seen at one's local gym, on the treadmill, or doing a turbo-kickboxing class.
"Damn girl, you're such a sweatmaster. Watch wear you're swinging your arms."
"Hey sweatmaster! Don't forget to wipe down that machine. You're cute, but still."
"Hey sweatmaster! Don't forget to wipe down that machine. You're cute, but still."
sweatmaster by grasshopper2 February 26, 2010