Squitter 

Slang from South West England, a squitter is a thoroughly nasty, smelly, disgusting squirt of liquid or semi-liquid faecal matter. Usually used as a plural, the squitters is an attack of diarrhoea brought on usually by overindulgence in alcoholic refreshment. Using squitter in the singular form means a single squirt of repulsive, stinking, watery shit and by extension a repulsive, stinking, watery shit of a person. In both cases the best thing to do is flush the toilet with plenty of disinfectant.

"Malcolm, you're nothing but a two-faced squitter!"

Squitter by AKACroatalin April 16, 2015

Squintasaurus 

a very rare and unknown dinosaur that was discovered in 2021 by Will Coleman

Aye! Aye! There blows a Squintasaurus!

Squintasaurus by The_Bone June 25, 2021

safety squint 

the squint made when operating power tools without eye protection. Done when you don't want to look like a nancy for wearing goggles.

Those safety glasses make me look gay, so I just used the safety squint.

safety squint by asghaghaiuhgalughagha May 17, 2008

squifter 

Squifter; Very rare in america today. A squifter is a very small high-pitched, but long and squeaky, fart than only girls with small bodies and tight tight asses can emit. In today's large assed booty fascinated culture, most women are too heavy by the age of twelve, to be able to produce a quality squifter. Heaver woman are capable of emitting "hissers, gulliens, and rastallions...but not squifters.

I could not believe Marie, she was so small and pretty, her perfectly formed ass would have fit into a baby's booster seat! As she sat beside me and chatted with the couple accross from us I suddenly heard a long high pitched squeak, just like a mouse in destress! I was so excited...an actual squifter! My mother told me "If a girl can produce a squifter, she will always be pretty and nice...you marry a girl who can squif son!

squifter by Vinter May 1, 2008

Squanter 

Banter between squash players, generally about squash and/or subjects related to squash.

you played shit in that game - yeah well you lost to someone in a wheelchair - Great Squanter

Squanter by cfsquash July 17, 2011

Squine Lord 

1: The worst definition of squine.

2: An awful excuse for any living creature.

The squine lord Kobe Bryant was unworthy of his allstar MVP.

Squine Lord by Will Rowen February 19, 2007

squinty-eyes ching chong 

The worst thing you could call an Asian

I've been to China for weeks and would love to call these squinty-eyes ching chong my friends.

squinty-eyes ching chong by I can't see cause ching chong March 19, 2017