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Schmegory 

NOUN : (a schmegory) One individual who is awkward in social situations, has an

awkward appearance, is consistently overlooked and out-shined by others; the

male version of Meg from Family Guy

ADJECTIVE: (schmeg) Awkward in appearance; it's not gross, it's not right, it's

just 'eh'

VERB: (schmegoring) In the process of doing something incredibly awkward or

behaving awkwardly in a public context
NOUN: "Dude, what's been up with Tommy lately?"

"I don't know, he's acting like a schmegory..."

ADJECTIVE: "Tommy is doing 'No Shave November' and his facial hair is looking

schmeg......."

VERB: "Bobby was schmegoring at the party last night."

"Yeah he was acting very schmeg."
Related Words

Shmemories 

When the poo blast dries on the area above the water line of the toilet bowl, creating a cement like poo substance that requires manual labor to remove.
I keep trying to laser blast last weeks shmemories with my pee but they won’t budge.
Shmemories by Rtsketch June 8, 2021

shmegdorf 

Dork, geek, dweed, loser. Klutz.
"Boy, that friggin' geek is an ugly shmegdorf."
shmegdorf by yourlittlesister April 20, 2003

shmegdorf 

A worthless fat dork dweeb that smells of Ben-Gay, and has a ring of black smelly crud in the creases of his neck
look at that Fat Fuck--- god damn he's such a smegdorf.
shmegdorf by Jimminy Chris February 3, 2005
A combination of smeagle and negro. shmegro.
What's good shmegro?

What a good shmegro!

shmegoligy 

The Study of Shmegma
My Friend is interested in shmegoligy
shmegoligy by yunghousefly June 11, 2021