Petrov

Jizzing in your hand, clenching your fist, and keeping it there until its stuck. Then you punch someone in the face

I hate that fat bitch, I'm gonna petrov her in the face.

Petrov by SMUsucks June 4, 2009

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Petrov Kashnikov

Petrov Kashnikov is a Russian MMA fighter and pure badass.

I have a fight with Petrov Kashnikov and I want to back out.

Petrov Kashnikov by Dave Abel July 23, 2012

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Stanislav Petrov

A Soviet officer which stopped doomsday from being a real thing on the 26th of September, 1983, trusting his instincts when a computer detected a American nuclear missile being launched towards the USSR. He refused to retaliate, thus avoiding the possible end of humanity.

You see this guy there, Stanislav Petrov ? Yeah, that guy fucking saved the world.

Stanislav Petrov by Anakior July 10, 2017

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Vitaly Petrov

The first Russian Formula One driver. He paid his way into Formula One, and was, and still is, ripped on for it because of the amount of money he's bringing in and because he makes mistakes! Yeah, like you people who bash him for it have never made a mistake in your sad lives, so just shut up.

This label of being a so-called "pay-driver" totally overshadows the fact that he's actually very good. I guess it's because of luck, and because he needs a better car, then maybe, just maybe, people will respect him more.

Vitaly Petrov will be champion one day, that is, if he's given a decent enough car.

Vitaly Petrov by VitalyKimiSebNirvana October 14, 2012