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Jizzing in your hand, clenching your fist, and keeping it there until its stuck. Then you punch someone in the face
I hate that fat bitch, I'm gonna petrov her in the face.
Petrov by SMUsucks June 4, 2009
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Petrov Kashnikov 

Petrov Kashnikov is a Russian MMA fighter and pure badass.
I have a fight with Petrov Kashnikov and I want to back out.
Petrov Kashnikov by Dave Abel July 23, 2012

Stanislav Petrov

A Soviet officer which stopped doomsday from being a real thing on the 26th of September, 1983, trusting his instincts when a computer detected a American nuclear missile being launched towards the USSR. He refused to retaliate, thus avoiding the possible end of humanity.
You see this guy there, Stanislav Petrov ? Yeah, that guy fucking saved the world.
Stanislav Petrov by Anakior July 10, 2017

Vitaly Petrov 

The first Russian Formula One driver. He paid his way into Formula One, and was, and still is, ripped on for it because of the amount of money he's bringing in and because he makes mistakes! Yeah, like you people who bash him for it have never made a mistake in your sad lives, so just shut up.

This label of being a so-called "pay-driver" totally overshadows the fact that he's actually very good. I guess it's because of luck, and because he needs a better car, then maybe, just maybe, people will respect him more.
Vitaly Petrov will be champion one day, that is, if he's given a decent enough car.

Marko Petrov 

A popular youtuber with a stunning 20 subscribers~
Marko Petrov is so popular! I wish I could be like him -Pewdiepie, 2020
Marko Petrov by helpmepls11 February 3, 2020

Luna Petrov

a pretty girl with a warm heart. she has beautiful brown hair with the softest lips. she has a perfect shape, with a perfect face and a perfect soul.
Dude Luna Petrov is so cute

Petrocracy 

State that is backed by and exists for the purpose of petroleum.
Putin has turned Russia into a petrocracy
Petrocracy by sandraxine December 14, 2016
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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