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When a man who was a known drunk and drug abuser decides to go quasi sober and then proceed to preach to his old party friends how awesome he feels. All while messing up the delicate balance of his social circle.
Man, ever since he went full mober on us. The world has turned to shit!

Nah , he’s not sober he still does shrooms n smokes weed. That fat fuck is full on mober.
Mober by Captmig January 1, 2021
The act of selling out your friends for the slime chance of getting laid, hanging back stage , or getting into the Club.
Dude I thought we were all going to see the fight together? You Pulled a Mober and sold out your friends.
Mober by Captmig April 25, 2021
Someone in California who always ready for whatever comes his way out in public or anywhere else. Not afraid to drive dangerously while skillful and undistracted but un lawful violet respected stand up guy who also not afraid of conflicts just like the company he keeps around family members are chosen gang related gangster thug. Someone you wouldn't start shit with for no reason confrontational showing no fear.
friend 1--- Homeboy got to the store quick he didn't give a fuck about traffic or being chased I can't believe he made it home in time

Friend 2--- I now that boys a mober
Mober by Street market May 5, 2023
a person/group of people who rejoices in the face of adversity with no fear, and will admire failure by any means to reach the highest levels of success.
Mober: That guy isn't phased by any difficulty, he really is determined to fulfill his plan no matter the circumstance. He's a mober.
mober by NEETOBEETO March 28, 2024
Like sober, but instead of staying away from Alcohol, you're staying away from your miata.
Bro I've been mober for the past 3 weeks because my miata has been in the shop. I can't take it anymore.
Mober by Babatunde940 June 10, 2024

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