Klebort

Like Abortion, except it happens to a living person, and violently. Meaning basically their life was taken away (not necessarily killed) and in a funny violent manner.

Yoooo, that dude you ran over got kleborted

by Babatunde940 March 29, 2022

Mober

Like sober, but instead of staying away from Alcohol, you're staying away from your miata.

Bro I've been mober for the past 3 weeks because my miata has been in the shop. I can't take it anymore.

by Babatunde940 June 10, 2024