Mober

Like sober, but instead of staying away from Alcohol, you're staying away from your miata.

Bro I've been mober for the past 3 weeks because my miata has been in the shop. I can't take it anymore.

by Babatunde940 June 10, 2024

Klebort

Like Abortion, except it happens to a living person, and violently. Meaning basically their life was taken away (not necessarily killed) and in a funny violent manner.

Yoooo, that dude you ran over got kleborted

by Babatunde940 March 29, 2022