Javag

Javag is a person who is very hot, kind, sweet, and smart. Javag is something everyone wants to be. Some people seem to hate javag. No one knows why

“Omg is that a javag?”
“Javag makes me cry with their beauty”

Javag by notJavag March 5, 2021

Javag

random word that no one not even me knows. Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub.

you "javag" head.
stupid "javag"

Javag by snasberries October 8, 2008

javaho 

Slang for a Jehovah's Witness. Made famous by Comedian Don Barris to describe "Windy City Heat" star Perry Caravello.

Perry, you javaho piece of shit italian fuck!

javaho by ScareMaster October 25, 2015

Jaaag 

A Jaguar car

The sort of person who would go away for a weekend with his wife to a hotel somewhere romantic and spend the entire night flirting outrageously with a waitress and it's OK because he's got a Jaaag.

Jaaag by JaaagMan July 24, 2011

Jaaag 

The correct pronunciation of non-SUV Jaguar cars used by Jaguar owners and people who appreciate Jaguars.

Jaguar owner - I'm sorry I can't pay for the dinner tonight, but it's okay because I drive a Jaaag.

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When you go on honeymoon with your wife and have an affair by 10 other women on the same night, but it's okay because you drive a Jaaag

Jaaag by Ripstikerpro March 2, 2019

jabagaded 

An alternative to the word "retarded" when it is used to mean "dumb" or "stupid." Can also be used in a noun form (jabagadard.)

Man, school is so jabagaded.

jabagaded by Sammy and Nicky October 26, 2009

Java Junkie 

The common ship name for Luke/Lorelai in the TV show Gilmore Girls. Sometimes abbriviated to JJ.

Person 1: Christopher and Lorelai belong together!

Person 2: What are you on? Luke is the greatest. I'm a java junkie all the way!

Java Junkie by sunshinegirl64 October 23, 2008