DIFS

do it for state; usually used by college students

Joe: Yo shotgun that beer
Frank: Nah bruh, I'm good
Joe: Come on man! DIFS
Frank: Oh, alright

DIFS by chiggachigga24 April 21, 2018

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DiFS

DiFS stands for Division of iPod & Family Services. Much like DYFS (Division of Youth & Family Services), DiFS serves to protect all Apple products that are the victims of neglect and abuse by their owners, such as people who bring food and drinks around their computers, people who leave their Apple products unattended in a crowded wi-fi location to grab a coffee at the counter, etc.

Oh my. That guy just left his Macbook and iPhone on the table and went to order coffee. Anyone could snatch those things and run! I'm calling DiFS.

DiFS by real-diculous November 1, 2011

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DIFS

Do It For Stokley

I don't wanna go to clinical today. But I guess I'll DIFS.

DIFS by sillygirl18 March 7, 2023

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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