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thorna by thornaainnit December 28, 2020
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thorndale diddler
Located in the Thorndale neighborhood of Hamilton, Ontario, the Thorndale Diddler is somewhat of a non-fictional urban legend on the McMaster University campus. Following a string of late-night break-ins, peeping tom-attempts and other weird shit towards the end of the 2017/2018 school year, the culprit was aptly given the name. This was quickly etched into McMaster culture through postings on popular Facebook pages such as "Spotted at Mac" and "McMaster Confessions", as well as the university's own subreddit. Due to the mystery surrounding the Thorndale Diddler, we can only assume that they are still at large and students are urged to do what they can to stay safe when walking the skreets home from the 3am Thode lyfe.
**It is important to note that the Thorndale Diddler is it's own entity and is not to be confused with other, more ancient legends including the Thode bandit or the Westdale Wanker.
**It is important to note that the Thorndale Diddler is it's own entity and is not to be confused with other, more ancient legends including the Thode bandit or the Westdale Wanker.
Student 1: yoooo I almost got diddled last night - caught the Thorndale Diddler peeping in my window
Student 2: wtf I'm glad I live up the mountain so i can avoid that shit
Student 2: wtf I'm glad I live up the mountain so i can avoid that shit
thorndale diddler by Kdissociation October 3, 2018
Reverse Thornton Asshole Dickfuck
The sexual act of acquiring an erect penis, and falling face-first, so that ones penis bursts out of the anus. The female then proceeds to straddle the now raw penis.
Reverse Thornton Asshole Dickfuck by Jerome Momas December 24, 2013
Bella Thorn
My name is Bella Thorne, and this is the story of the time I found out I had dyslexia. I remember when I started first grade. Right away, it was awful because I couldn't read as well as the other kids. My brain mixed up letters like b and d and m and w. Dyslexia is different for EVERYONE who has it. For me, it just made it harder to read or write. I started working really hard on how to read better. My family helped me by making me read everything from menus, to cereal boxes, to road signs. Today, I read a year above my grade level. And I learned to face my problems, not run away from them. Dyslexia makes things hard for me but, not impossible. You just watched a TTI, on Disney Channel
Person 1: “aaaaaAAAAA-CHOH”
Person 2: “Dog bless you”
Person 1: “My name is Bella Thorne, and this is the story of the time I found out I had dyslexia. I remember when I started first grade. Right away, it was awful because I couldn't read as well as the other kids. My brain mixed up letters like b and d and m and w. Dyslexia is different for EVERYONE who has it. For me, it just made it harder to read or write. I started working really hard on how to read better. My family helped me by making me read everything from menus, to cereal boxes, to road signs. Today, I read a year above my grade level. And I learned to face my problems, not run away from them. Dyslexia makes things hard for me but, not impossible. You just watched a TTI, on Disney Channel“
Person 2: “Dog bless you”
Person 1: “My name is Bella Thorne, and this is the story of the time I found out I had dyslexia. I remember when I started first grade. Right away, it was awful because I couldn't read as well as the other kids. My brain mixed up letters like b and d and m and w. Dyslexia is different for EVERYONE who has it. For me, it just made it harder to read or write. I started working really hard on how to read better. My family helped me by making me read everything from menus, to cereal boxes, to road signs. Today, I read a year above my grade level. And I learned to face my problems, not run away from them. Dyslexia makes things hard for me but, not impossible. You just watched a TTI, on Disney Channel“
Bella Thorn by 8lackV3lvet June 17, 2019
Thora
Thora is one of the sweetest girls you will ever meet. She is super empathetic and kind, and also the funniest person you will meet.
Dating her is a challenge for some, because she has her own ways of doing things. She isn’t too keen on a normal relationship, and doesn’t like going to fast. But if you aren’t lucky enough to date her, you will be treated with respect, loyalty, and kindness.
Also, she is a gorgeous girl. You will see her and be in awe of her beauty. Typically black hair, green eyes, but if she has a different appearance, it will definitely still be beautiful.
But she can be very distant, and non affectionate. Don’t take it personally though, because Thoras typically don’t like showing feelings.
Dating her is a challenge for some, because she has her own ways of doing things. She isn’t too keen on a normal relationship, and doesn’t like going to fast. But if you aren’t lucky enough to date her, you will be treated with respect, loyalty, and kindness.
Also, she is a gorgeous girl. You will see her and be in awe of her beauty. Typically black hair, green eyes, but if she has a different appearance, it will definitely still be beautiful.
But she can be very distant, and non affectionate. Don’t take it personally though, because Thoras typically don’t like showing feelings.
Thora by Cameron 222 December 14, 2019
Thornclaw
"Thornclaw... oh yeah, the patrol guy. Hello, Thornclaw, do you want me to go on the dawn patrol or the evening patrol?"
Thornclaw by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 6, 2017