Jellpacked 

A jellpacked person refers to a “ugly” or a “non attractive” person, this word is used in Kingston Ontario

Guy 1 : “look at that mennton, she’s jellpacked”
Guy 2: “too the max”

Jellpacked by Kingston dictionary May 18, 2020

Houston Jetpacked 

You get an extreemly fat chick with giant saggy boobs, strap that ho up with a dildo, get in front of that beast, flop them saggy titties over your back and down your chest ( like jetpack handles) squeeze them bad boys and let her rip up your asshole...

Also reffered to as the Houston jetpacker

Dude I can't wait until I go to fat camp this summer, I'm gunne get Houston jetpacked so many times!!!

Dude That was the best Houston Jetpack ever!

Why are you limping so bad bro?"..."shit man I got houston jettpacked so hardcore last night"

Houston Jetpacked by D-Hutch December 31, 2008