Beatzing off
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1) Slang term for male masturbation.
2) Grasping a penis, then stroking vigorously in and up and down motion in order to produce an orgasm. Usually accompanied by ejaculation of semen.
See also: jerking off; jerkin the gherkin; jacking off; wanking; whacking off; beating your meat; chocking your chicken; spanking the monkey; slapping the salami; tickling the pickle
2) Grasping a penis, then stroking vigorously in and up and down motion in order to produce an orgasm. Usually accompanied by ejaculation of semen.
See also: jerking off; jerkin the gherkin; jacking off; wanking; whacking off; beating your meat; chocking your chicken; spanking the monkey; slapping the salami; tickling the pickle
When your little brother is taking three showers a day, each for 45 minutes...he’s probably beating off!
beating off by Cappy1 July 10, 2018
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Beatzing off • beating off • Beating off behind the bush • Beating Off A Dead Horse • beating off the clock • beating off the dog • Beating off with camp soap • SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi • beating • beating around the bush
Beating Off A Dead Horse
To continue trying to beat off a horse when it clearly isn't going to work anymore due to lack of blood flow.
Dude: I was out beating off a dead horse last night, but may hand started to cramp up, so i just went home instead.
Beating Off A Dead Horse by XxVRxX August 20, 2010
beating off
see jack-off, beating off is the same as jacking off but it seems to sound more harsh when u say beating rather then jacking
beating off by rhcpgod August 12, 2003
beating off
Same as jacking off, but in addition: Any time a mechanical device is temporarily malfunctioning, especially in an erratic motion fashion, it is beating off. See also on the rag and otr for malfunctions of a 5-7 day nature
beating off by andy1 May 24, 2005
beating off the dog
Sharon: Stanley, what the hell are you doing?!
Stan: I'm beating off the dog. Red rocket, red rocket. (the other adults turn away or show shocked looks)
Stan: I'm beating off the dog. Red rocket, red rocket. (the other adults turn away or show shocked looks)
beating off the dog by KaiserBasara December 28, 2005
Beating off with camp soap
Beating off with camp soap by tha ingram July 2, 2004