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Xanderism 

a religion in belief of 6 gods. God is the leader. The Virgin Mary is the goddess of children and women hood. Mother nature, goddess of the earth, sky, and fire. Jesus Fish, god of the sea. Frodo, god of the forset. And Andrew Carnegie, god of the economy and politics. There you go Greg.
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Xanderism by billybob1234512345 November 11, 2010
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Xanderism 

When someone so sexy spam reports your definitions on urbandictionary.
That guy was having Xanderism and started spam reporting!
Xanderism by DhrubaO. March 9, 2023
A Xandrism may be defined as a catch-all for lapses in judgement or intelligence of any kind.

Linguistically, a statement of fact misinterpreted in a humorous way, similar to a malapropism but requiring even fewer brain cells. Examples include misspelled commonly used nouns and verbs such as ahegao for a face their cousin made after easter dinner. When typing this definition, Xandr wrote "eastern" instead of easter, providing another example.
Xandr recently heard of an old video recirculating the internet entitled "2 Girls, 1 Cup". Naively believing this video to be about recycling and re-usability of common household items, he showed this video in full to a group of his preteen cousins. A classic Xandrism.

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026