woodpiece 

1.A naughty who you our your friend is currently getting play from.
2.A derogatory term used to diminish ones life.
3. Your penis.

1. "Shit! Look at Ben's new woodpiece, shes fine."
2. "Ben quit being a fucking woodpiece."
3. "Hey Ben look at my woodpiece its hard as a rock."

woodpiece by mck1032 September 24, 2005

snake-in-the-woodpile 

(Noun) A trouble-making, untrustworthy person who often places themselves near to others in the hopes acquiring or overhearing information that they can distort and falsify.

Nickki whispered to Robin, "I need to tell you something, but that snake-in-the-woodpile Brandy is trying to eavesdrop on us. Let's go outside so that the cunt can't hear us".

snake-in-the-woodpile by Nikki Stixx May 7, 2019

Dusky Woodpecker 

The act of attaching a strap-on dildo around your head and using it to repeatedly penetrate your partner's anus.

"Have you seen Debbie's neck muscles? They're like ropes!"
"I'm not surprised - they say her boyfriend likes to leave the door ajar for the dusky woodpecker."

Dusky Woodpecker by Dolphin Toast August 16, 2009

A woodpecker with a headache

Severe hangover; migrain; feeling wrecked.

The party was dope last night, but I'm feeling like "A woodpecker with a headache" this morning, dawg!

A woodpecker with a headache by talk2me-JCH2 March 6, 2021

woodpeckerhead 

A woodpecker (sp. Picidae) that, from some angles, its head looks like a pecker (dick, cock, willie, johnson, penus, penis, etc. is known as a woodpeckerhead.

Look at the head of that woodpecker over there! It's a woodpeckerhead!!!

woodpeckerhead by Telephony April 6, 2015

Woodpile 

Slang term for a group of whites/peckerwoods in prison.

My brother is incarcerated in Folsom. I was worried for his safety because he's white, but he said he's because yhe woodpile took him in.

Woodpile by Surenos Vato December 7, 2018

woodpeckerhead 

A woodpecker (sp. Picidae) that, from some angles, its head looks like a pecker (dick, cock, willie, johnson, penus, penis, etc. is known as a woodpeckerhead.

Look at the head of that woodpecker over there! It's a woodpeckerhead!!!

woodpeckerhead by Telephony April 6, 2015