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THE MANBLE
The complete guide for the man’s man
Rule 1: Never say you’re sorry unless there is something in it for you preferably sex.
Rule 2: when picking a mate be careful what you ask for. I am firm believer in the boob belly theories and if you have not heard of it go’s like this. A women’s breast size is directly connected to the future size of her belly in short a big breasted women has a 87.5% of having a big belly.
Rule 3: Always keep at least 51% of the power.
Rule 4: Never successfully complete a household chore unless you are planning doing it for the rest of your life.
Rule 5: Try not to interact with your mates girlfriends they are only looking for flaws to be used against you when you least expect it.
Rule 6: Men shall not cook if there is a woman on the premises unless it is outdoors and there is a cooler of beer close by or you just returned home after a long nite of drinking or there is chili involved.
Rule 7: Maintain a list of your success and your mate’s failures to be used in case you are losing an argument. (caution use carefully)
Rule 8: Rain checks - never hold on to a sex rain check for more then 48 hours because
They lose value quickly
Rule 9: If your mate doesn’t work the relationship won’t work ether.
Rule 10: When living with a women that you are not sure is the one always maintain a separate mailing address to avoid the common law status
The complete guide for the man’s man
Rule 1: Never say you’re sorry unless there is something in it for you preferably sex.
Rule 2: when picking a mate be careful what you ask for. I am firm believer in the boob belly theories and if you have not heard of it go’s like this. A women’s breast size is directly connected to the future size of her belly in short a big breasted women has a 87.5% of having a big belly.
Rule 3: Always keep at least 51% of the power.
Rule 4: Never successfully complete a household chore unless you are planning doing it for the rest of your life.
Rule 5: Try not to interact with your mates girlfriends they are only looking for flaws to be used against you when you least expect it.
Rule 6: Men shall not cook if there is a woman on the premises unless it is outdoors and there is a cooler of beer close by or you just returned home after a long nite of drinking or there is chili involved.
Rule 7: Maintain a list of your success and your mate’s failures to be used in case you are losing an argument. (caution use carefully)
Rule 8: Rain checks - never hold on to a sex rain check for more then 48 hours because
They lose value quickly
Rule 9: If your mate doesn’t work the relationship won’t work ether.
Rule 10: When living with a women that you are not sure is the one always maintain a separate mailing address to avoid the common law status
manble by Lord Master Jay September 1, 2012
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Marble Mouth
Marble Mouth by unstable bob June 30, 2017
Marble Hornets
The best horror series on the internet. Full of codes THAT TOOK YEARS TO DECODE. Will make you go deaf. Will give you an epileptic seizure when you don’t even have epilepsy. You will produce so much sweat, you’ll lose at least 50 pounds at the end. You will hate one character, and then ball like a baby when he dies.. (hyperventilation)
You will want to hug one and persuade him he’s not a liar and that totheark is just mean. You will tell one to stay away from high ledges. You will tell one to stay in the others house and to not follow them to Benedict Hall.
You will cry and be depressed at the end.
You will want to hug one and persuade him he’s not a liar and that totheark is just mean. You will tell one to stay away from high ledges. You will tell one to stay in the others house and to not follow them to Benedict Hall.
You will cry and be depressed at the end.
Marble Hornets by StormDuh February 17, 2019
Marbely
A beautiful girl who is a bit emotional but as soon as you get to know her it's worth it.She will make you laugh so much with her some what weird humour. Shes down to do anything with her friends.But be careful how you treat her cause she can go cold hearted In a second.One of her flaws is caring to much and having to much of a big heart.
Marbely by Edward.892 May 6, 2017
marbleous
An adjective used to describe an esthetically pleasing a) product made of marble or b) marbleized item.
manblaming
Study shows men tend to blame equipment while women blame themselves.
source article:
''Women are more likely to blame themselves if they fail - while men tend to put their failures down to bad luck, study reveals''
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source article:
''Women are more likely to blame themselves if they fail - while men tend to put their failures down to bad luck, study reveals''
&
''men-blame-the-equipment-but-women-blame-themselves''
Max blamed the coffee machine for dripping so slow, while in fact he did not use it properly. He thought: ''the machine must be broken.
Julia blamed herself for the slow dripping coffee. She thought ''it's probably because I don't know how to use it properly''.
Max blamed the coffemachine for the problem. Max was manblaming.
Julia blamed herself for the slow dripping coffee. She thought ''it's probably because I don't know how to use it properly''.
Max blamed the coffemachine for the problem. Max was manblaming.
manblaming by JuleM September 12, 2023