Classically educated Internet troll and frequent commenter on celebrity gossip, lifestyle, and popular culture websites; most frequently active on Jezebel, formerly The Superficial; Nicolas Cage devotee.

Yo, did you catch Chief Queef eviscerating that intellectually sloppy, deep as a mud puddle, dime-store pseudo-neo-feminist op-ed puff piece on People the other day? Shit was foyre.

Chief Queef by ivl.i3 July 11, 2020

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queef greased

The materials spewed out (at Light Speed) as a result of a vaginal fart. Although, never subject to a thorough analysis, this material could be quite unpleasant, possibly toxic and aesthetically repugnant (or not). It often renders the spewee confused, shocked, sexually ambivalent or somewhat entertained!

I just couldn't believe it! She was relaxed, feet up to the ceiling when suddenly, she queef greased my pompadour! That's a shiny pompadour dude.

queef greased by Tbird January 24, 2007

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queef in a pan

a meal at ma and pa's kitchen

i ordered the queef in a pan at ma and pa's kitchen

queef in a pan by anonymous April 7, 2021

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queef-biscuit

(n): A mysterious semi-solid object that is expulsed during a queef.

Tony almost lost his lunch when Angelina shot him a queef biscuit on his tongue while he was "down south".

queef-biscuit by Santo Christo de Sanchez September 15, 2005

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