twud 

n. Male ejaculate that has dried and bonded two objects together by accident.

Without my twud, I would never have had the idea for the bong-knife.

twud by krees_mon March 25, 2007

TWUD 

An acronym meaning "Time Wasted on Useless Detail". Commonly used in reference to men in gyms applying "bro science".

Just get your daily recommended protein. Making sure sure you get it right after you workout is TWUD.

TWUD by JohnShoemaker July 21, 2019

twud 

'Twud' is a mixture between a twat and a turd. In simple terms this means a vagina with some shit on it.

'Your girlfriend is so dirty, she's such a twud'

twud by DellBoy15 April 5, 2009

twuddle 

cuddling with your twin-- usually something neither person particularly enjoys cuddling except with each other.

(in this case twin connotes someone very similar to you, but not biologically related to you, for biological twin cuddling see incest)

sometimes i just want to twuddle

twuddle by tokzilla December 9, 2008

Twudee 

Punjabi for yours!!

Twudee manu!!

Twudee by zee February 28, 2004

Twudge

Liking someones tweet in order to get their attention to something

I Twudge Mike because he hasn’t paid me

Twudge by ee26 June 6, 2019