twud

n. Male ejaculate that has dried and bonded two objects together by accident.

Without my twud, I would never have had the idea for the bong-knife.

twud by krees_mon March 25, 2007

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TWUD

An acronym meaning "Time Wasted on Useless Detail". Commonly used in reference to men in gyms applying "bro science".

Just get your daily recommended protein. Making sure sure you get it right after you workout is TWUD.

TWUD by JohnShoemaker July 21, 2019

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twud • twuddle • Twudee • Twudge

twud

'Twud' is a mixture between a twat and a turd. In simple terms this means a vagina with some shit on it.

'Your girlfriend is so dirty, she's such a twud'

twud by DellBoy15 April 5, 2009

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twuddle

cuddling with your twin-- usually something neither person particularly enjoys cuddling except with each other.

(in this case twin connotes someone very similar to you, but not biologically related to you, for biological twin cuddling see incest)

sometimes i just want to twuddle

twuddle by tokzilla December 9, 2008

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Twudee

Punjabi for yours!!

Twudee manu!!

Twudee by zee February 28, 2004

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Twudge

Liking someones tweet in order to get their attention to something

I Twudge Mike because he hasn’t paid me

Twudge by ee26 June 6, 2019

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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