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HDTV

Stands for High Definition TeleVision. Widely believed to be anything better than SDTV, however, that is not the case. HDTV and SDTV are infinitely the same and HDTV only beats it out slightly on things like sharpness and MAYBE color. If you honestly can see a difference your brain is playing some serious tricks on you and is basing itself on the facts that everyone else thinks it looks better, so that's obviously the case. It's not.
I bought a HDTV, unfortunately, the quality I was getting when properly hooked up to a HDTV feed was so minimal a change in comparison to my old SDTV, that I exchanged it for my sixteen hundred dollars back.
by Zee May 3, 2006
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wedge

to fuck/have sexual intercourse with a person (or object)
i'd sure love to wedge catrina.
by zee December 28, 2003
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goldfish

A spontaneous erection of the male penis, usually the result of something completely non-sequitur, such as thinking about goldfish.
So I was at the downtown aquarium and all of a sudden I popped a goldfish. Mom kept looking at me funny.
by Zee January 24, 2005
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Yaanbao

One of the Arts od Boabom.

In this course, the student learns movements using various implements, such as short staffs, long ones, etc.

Through this Art the student (who has already advanced somewhat in Osseous Boabom) studies the perfection of movement, solidity, and security in both technique and themselves, developing a new set of skills while using these implements as an extension of their own body.

Successively, these elements change, both in shape and in length.
I thought Yaanbao was similar to other things I had done in the past, but it definitely goes beyond everything!!!
by zee March 20, 2005
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Severus Snape

Sexy Potions master at Hogwarts, hated by all the students there.
by Zee January 15, 2004
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grunge

a subculture of punk, as is goth. It is a main mix of punk and metal. Some people say it's similar to goth, but they are both unique either way.
by zee February 7, 2004
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MicroPenis

A medical term for a penis under 2.7 inches in length. Also known as Tiny Petito.
Before crossing the threshold Bob paused, riddled with sickening guilt; "what about my micropenis??" he asked himself. What about the micropenis indeed. Bob concluded to forget about his tiny petito for once.
by Zee November 4, 2004
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