zee's definitions

Twudee

Punjabi for yours!!

Twudee manu!!

by zee February 28, 2004

Flava Flav

rapper who loves to wear big clocks. he's in love with a girl named bridgette.

Flave Flav says, "I SMOKE ROCKS!"

by Zee February 13, 2005

MicroPenis

A medical term for a penis under 2.7 inches in length. Also known as Tiny Petito.

Before crossing the threshold Bob paused, riddled with sickening guilt; "what about my micropenis??" he asked himself. What about the micropenis indeed. Bob concluded to forget about his tiny petito for once.

by Zee November 4, 2004

Seamm-Jasani

One of the Arts of Boabom

I went to take Seamm-Jasani classes, but there are more teachings to learn within the Arts of Boabom.

by zee March 20, 2005

wedge

to fuck/have sexual intercourse with a person (or object)

i'd sure love to wedge catrina.

by zee December 28, 2003

HDTV

Stands for High Definition TeleVision. Widely believed to be anything better than SDTV, however, that is not the case. HDTV and SDTV are infinitely the same and HDTV only beats it out slightly on things like sharpness and MAYBE color. If you honestly can see a difference your brain is playing some serious tricks on you and is basing itself on the facts that everyone else thinks it looks better, so that's obviously the case. It's not.

I bought a HDTV, unfortunately, the quality I was getting when properly hooked up to a HDTV feed was so minimal a change in comparison to my old SDTV, that I exchanged it for my sixteen hundred dollars back.

by Zee May 3, 2006

Noobling Prime

n. A noob to the point of being a noob where they are ungodly untolerable. Most Noobling Primes use "lol" as punctuation.

"lyk so i went lyke 2 da mall n stuff n wuz liek oh mah gawd i need dis purse lol"

"Jesus Christ! Shut up the fuck up Noobling Prime."

by Zee September 19, 2005