ZeeMail

Corporate inter company emails typically from a boss to an insubordinate after hours, hence the "Z". This is a term used for cliff hanger emails afterhours, that you feel the need to respond to immediately even if you are out at dinner, the theater, or a funeral.

I was about to board the plane to Bora Bora, and received a ZeeMail from Dinnin requiring my immediate attention.

ZeeMail by JsuanllJusuijhi97978675t67rutf August 18, 2018

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Zeemal

Girls named Zeemal are some of the most amazing and
beautiful girls you will ever met they are very nice, smart, funny, cute, fun to be around, gorgeous, and extremely sexy. They have extremely beautiful and amazing eyes, They are very truthful and generous to the people they love and very trustworthy. once met they will steal your heat and you will fall in love with them when you are in love with them you will love them more then anything and you will never let any happen to them and will do anything for them so they can be happy you're love for them will become infinite they are just too amazing, they can sometimes be "sassy." But it in there nature but it's the cutest thing you will ever see They enjoy spending time on the joking around with friends and having fun most Zeemal's have allergies. They have a life expectancy of 85+ years.

Zeemal is the most amazing and beautiful girl I have ever met.

Zeemal by You're prince September 23, 2012

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zenmail

an e-mail message in which the sender refers to an attachment that has not, in fact, been attached. (Thus subscribing to the zen doctrine of non-attachment).

"Oops -- here's the PDF I promised, with apologies for my previous zenmail."

zenmail by Jehosophat February 25, 2009

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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