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A cat from Puerto Rico. The cat survived many death threats and currently lives with a well off owner. It was once decided that the cat would be thrown out of a 14th floor building with a parachute on. A rip chord would be strapped to its leg so that while falling it would freak out and save its own life by pulling the chord. See "Total Badass" for more information.
"Dude, lets throw Twonkie out the window!"

"Not without a fucking parachute!"
Twonkie by Twonks September 10, 2014
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an overweight female, whose major interests usually include chocolates, television and laying around.
damm lets get the hell out of this bar, it is full of twonkies
twonkie by n.bishop November 18, 2006
one who gets wordtwonked/word
it's 3 a.m. and s/he's done three hits of acid and two tabs of e... what a total twonkie s/he is
Twonkie by scaredyants September 29, 2003
Slang term for a Caucasian person in an African American community.
"Man, look at this white-ass twonkie walkin' through the streets."
Twonkie by A Type of Juice June 20, 2014
he is such a twonkie..he said that 2+2=3

Audrey: haha she loves to do stunts that will be dagerous. she will break something.

Zui: yeah she is such a twonkie lol
twonkie by SpikeVenom October 22, 2008
Jess is such a twonkie. Her profile picture is of her wearing a twilight shirt and holding an apple.
twonkie by emp123 February 26, 2012