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The Passover 

The Passover is completed when one is having sex with a woman who is on her period. A few minutes into the disgusting and bloody intercourse, the man pulls out his dick and marks a streak of blood on his significant other's forehead, just like when the tenth plague was brought upon egypt and lambs' blood was put on doors.
When the girl I picked up last night told me she was on her period, I didn't shy away from sex; rather, I saw it as an opportunity to perform the Passover and save the baby I was to create in her that night.
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The Passover 

'The passover' is when you run your digits past a womans balloon knot, for the first time, to see if she's is accepting of the anal action.
Shneller attempted the passover by running his marag finger past her 'rusty sheriffs badge' She didn't appear to flinch so he concluded that she was accepting of the anal action.

The Passover 

When your lungs are too fucked to fill a bong, so your mate fills it and passes it over to you for ripping.
ā€œMatthew!I wanna hit it again, but I’m wheezing like a bitch. The Passover is nigh!ā€
The Passover by The Hylander July 10, 2018

the stoy of passover

one day the jews are in egypt being all slave-like and thtye got pissed and was like "Ay, Moses, go to the pharaoh and be like LEt My People Go, aight?" so moses goes to he pharaoh and he's like "Ay, homeslice let me get a wod outside" and the pharaoh was like "Fo' shizzle dizzle" MOses was like "Let my people go" an the pharaoh was like "No" so moses said "NOw mygod is gonna bizznatch ur ass!aight?" so all the plagues happened and the pharaoh was like "OK MOses get out!" so moses went to the jews and was all like "H-hey let's go!" so they startd a-walkin' an got to the Red Sea to find out it was really blue and that the pharaoh was following them so moses was like "Ay god, a little help" and guess what god did. take a guess. HE made a bridge just like u thought rite, rie of course i'm rite it's my story. so the jews are in chillin' in the desert for 40 years and then all of a frieken sudden MOses turns around and starts walkin back to egypt and the jews was like "Ay, moses, where u going?" and he was like "to egypt, foo!" and the was like "butmoses the pharaoh will make u a leave again. y go back?" and ya know what moeses said? he was like "i left my shoes in egypt and those mothafu***s was jordans. ain' no way i leavin' dem in egypt!"
never repeat the moses story
the stoy of passover by Da' Hamma December 1, 2003

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
Word of the Day on June 7, 2026
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026