Rusty Musket
After doing messy anal sex with your girl. You pull out and give her a hot shot with your rusty musket.
Rusty Musket by ToeDirt June 7, 2016
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Rusty Musket
A condition created when your menstrual chick won't let you bang her with the lights on, you splooge, then go to the bathroom, flip on the light and your pud is covered in blood - you've been given a "Rusty Musket"
Penelope wouldn't let me bang her with the lights on so I pounded her pink palpitating pudding until it proplapsed, but she got even, she gave me a "Rusty Musket".
Rusty Musket by Bwana B. February 7, 2007
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rusty musket
The act of pulling out after vaginal intercourse and ejaculating on the anus , quickly followed by ramming the semen deep into the anal cavity with a few thrusts of the penis.
Before sex she told me not to get her pregnant and that she did not swallow, so really the only other option was the rusty musket.
rusty musket by 1Munkie1 May 25, 2011
Rusty Musket
When having anal sex with your partner, and you get a corn kernel stuck in the tip you or penis. When you are about to orgasm, pull out and shoot the corn into your partners face
Rusty Musket by Buhbuh B April 12, 2023
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Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
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In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
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