1Munkie1's definitions

rusty musket

The act of pulling out after vaginal intercourse and ejaculating on the anus , quickly followed by ramming the semen deep into the anal cavity with a few thrusts of the penis.

Before sex she told me not to get her pregnant and that she did not swallow, so really the only other option was the rusty musket.

by 1Munkie1 May 25, 2011

cuntster

A hipster that listens to country music who wears tight pants and a cowboy hat, most commonly found in Austin Texas.

We went to a bar on East Sixth St last night and the bar was full of cuntsters!

by 1Munkie1 August 23, 2015

salsa scab

Dried salsa on your t-shirt from the night before

I woke up hungover this morning and didn't realize I had to pick off my salsa scab until I arrived at work.

by 1Munkie1 August 23, 2015