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usually contains at least 40% alcohol, always wears a beanie
your just a bobness you!!
bobness by allen jamieson April 21, 2005
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The essence of emulating Bob.
I glow with a powerful Bobness.
Bobness by Colony October 14, 2003
Of the LPU, a person with too much to do and too little time to do it in.
He's a bobness!
bobness by Betrek Istonzia May 3, 2004

boobness 

All things to do with the glorification, display, or adoration and appreciation of one's boobs.
I got this new cashmere sweater today, it totally enhances my boobness!

I was walking down S. Tacoma Way and all these old guys in front of the Opal were totally tracking my boobness.

I looked in the mirror and could not help smiling at my boobness.
boobness by ParadoxCowgirl December 30, 2011

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026