ornament 

a guys "thing" which he puts in the girls hood

"dang girl! his ornament is HUGE!"
"his ornament felt amazing in my hood"

ornament by KateKT January 12, 2006

Ornament 

a very fake person who bandwagons to whatever the "popular kids" thinks is cool

Nick is such an ornament, its really annoying

Ornament by Fagito 99 December 13, 2004

Ornament Eyes 

Being so completely shacked that your eyes look like a freshly polished pair of red Christmas ornaments. Can be easily remedied with a heavy dose of Visine.

Parent: Where were you, ornament eyes? Torching some hippie lettuce?
You: I went uhh ... swimming.

Ornament Eyes by Lenwah August 20, 2011

Ornament Exchange 

The act of giving and receiving round balls around the holidays, mostly in a super secretive way almost similar to secret santa... But the present is much better ;)

Gina texted tim to see if he wanted to do an ornament exchange tonight.

Tim said he'd love to do an ornament exchange.

Ornament Exchange by NieSonDen December 9, 2017

Wood Ornament 

A beautiful female specimen worth permanently mounting upon your erect penis for all the world to see.

Example 1: Check her out...I would so make her my wood ornament.

-or-

Example 2: (pick up line) Excuse me ma'am, how would you like to be my wood ornament?

Wood Ornament by ImperialFleet1 June 22, 2011

christmas ornament 

a peice of shit hanging from your penis after giveing anal

guy 1 well i fucked amanda up the ass
Guy2 how was it?
Guy 1 good until i got a christmas ornament

christmas ornament by killmeihavenolife November 6, 2009

dick ornament 

A comely young woman who would look right at home perched on your penis. Used as a decoration for your wang.

"Heather looks nice tonight, maybe I'll use her as a dick ornament."

dick ornament by Silence March 26, 2003