ornamentalia

noun - a generic term to describe adornments used in piercings of the genitals, such as a ring in a prince albert - usually meaning more than one.

That skank had so much ornamentalia her cooch set off the metal detectors at the club.

ornamentalia by Ghenghis June 28, 2006

ornamentally challenged 

A person who either cannot and/or refuses to take down their Christmas decor before Valentines day.

Despite persistent criticism from neighbors, ornamentally challenged Roger continued to illuminate his outdoor Christmas display until March 1.

ornamentally challenged by theglassman March 12, 2014

ornamental 

a trophy chinese bitch trotted out in public only for show

Sean Kinsella thinks he is cool because he is banging that ornamental with him.

ornamental by Nipsey Chunkalot May 13, 2003

ornamental 

An oriental woman, typically beautiful, often considered a trophy or status date.

Often seen in the movies accompanying the rich and famous at ritzy clubs.

"Check out that ornamental with Brad."
"Yeah man, lucky jackass."

ornamental by Derriere January 3, 2006

ornamental snake

A man's penis that is meant to be admired from afar for either its size, beauty or both. Not to be touched at any cost.

As Ruth entered the dimly lit bar she at once got the overpowering notion that this was a place where the ornamental snake thrived.....

ornamental snake by Marteau December 14, 2015

ORNAMENTALS 

Purely decorative male testicals after a vasectomy.

I knew I couldn't get pregnant because he only had ornamentals.

ORNAMENTALS by Lady999999 March 31, 2021

ornamental hermit

Also known as a "garden hermit"; a person hired by wealthy landowners in the 18th century to live in solitude in a specially built hermitage, folly, or grotto on their estate, acting as a living decoration. They were expected to embody the qualities of a druid and live a secluded life, often with specific rules like growing their hair and beard long and not washing. In return for their service, they received lodging, food, and a stipend. Landowners and their guests might occasionally consult their garden hermits for advice, stories, or entertainment.

Landowners placed advertisements in local newspapers seeking ornamental hermits to live on their property for long spans of time (7 years, in one instance).One legend goes that someone's ornamental hermit was found drinking at a local pub 3 weeks into their tenure, thus breaching their contract.

ornamental hermit by A. Patmos November 27, 2025