Schmearf
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I schmearfed all over her last night!
Schmearf by Yourafaggotlarry December 5, 2017
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german schmear
Chuck decided that the only way to update Kyle's appearance was to give him an immaculate German schmear.
german schmear by Wealcattty October 15, 2017
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schmear
1.NYC Deli slang for the act coating a bagel with a small amount of cream cheese.
2. A small amount of any condiment applied to a food item.
3. A medical test for women from New York.
2. A small amount of any condiment applied to a food item.
3. A medical test for women from New York.
1. "Hey Marty a poppy seed with a schmear ." (NOTE:To use schmear authentically the customer usually mumbles while he waits just loud enough for other customers to hear something like: "Oy is so hot in here , I should be so rich to pay this electric bill. How does he make a living? Such a waste.")
2. Klutz...I said a schmear of mustard...not the whole jar."
2. I am so verklempt my doctor wants me to get another pap schmear. I should live that long!"
2. Klutz...I said a schmear of mustard...not the whole jar."
2. I am so verklempt my doctor wants me to get another pap schmear. I should live that long!"
schmear by Global Feetus April 10, 2007
schmearfinkle
a poop trail or skid mark. anal debris/residue left behind purposefully or not, for another's discovery.
schmearfinkle by ClaytonJames July 7, 2005
butt schmear
when a dog scoots it's butt across the floor in order to excrete it's anal glands often leaving a residue of poo in it's wake...
My dog Willis butt schmeared across the floor yesterday and we had to clean up all the shit left behind...it was gross.
butt schmear by beckyboo April 7, 2014
Schmearquad
Schmearquad by mherm_queenie February 27, 2023