Shanksgiving 

Thanksgiving in jail.

Bobo had a bummer of a Shanksgiving in jail, but at least he didn’t get shanked.

Shanksgiving by HumaneAnimal November 12, 2017

Shanksgiving 

A prisoner's favorite holiday. Where everyone is free to stab eachother and try to escape.

No one knew Shanksgiving was coming. They only realized it when John, the least popular and bullied the most started collecting stabbing weapons of all kinds. Everyone was going to die. Moral of the story: Don't bully people. Or else you'll experience a painful Shanksgiving.

Shanksgiving by explodoboy November 24, 2017

Shanksgiving 

When you're about to eat thanksgiving dinner, and the person with the knife stabs the turkey straight through the middle with a violent action.

Sammy: Let's eat! *Stab*
Geoff: Why did Sammy have to Shanksgiving the turkey? It's completely unnecessary.

Claire: Yeah I know, he could've just cut it normally instead of pretending he was about to get mugged in a state penitentiary.

Shanksgiving by Richeal Mosen October 6, 2016

Shanksgiving 

Celebrating the game of modern golf, one shank at a time.

Every thanksgiving the family goes out to play 18-holes. I like to say "Happy Shanksgiving" to all of the Uncle Jeff's who play once a year at the family tournament.

Shanksgiving by topgolf September 13, 2022

Shanksgiving 

The annual day of celebration to commemorate the stabbing of Derek Chauvin, which happened the day after thanksgiving in 2023.

Most people look forward to Black Friday, but my family celebrates “Shanksgiving” instead

Shanksgiving by Trublubattlebot November 28, 2024

Thanksgiving Miscarriage

When you get diarrhea after a large Thanksgiving Dinner.

I did not have a Thanksgiving Baby, it was more like a Thanksgiving Miscarriage and it got all over the toilet and my shoe.

Thanksgiving Miscarriage by Edzone November 28, 2011

Thanksgiving Tetris

The annual act of rearranging your refridgerator in order to accommodate all of your Thanksgiving leftovers.

Girlfriend: Ugh, the fridge is completely full of our regular food. I don't know how we're ever going to cram all of these leftovers in here.

Boyfriend: Looks like it's time for a round of Thanksgiving Tetris! Here, take this milk carton and hand me those yams...

Thanksgiving Tetris by Baby Sea Tuna November 25, 2009