Sqump 

A squirting dump.

Oh my god, my asshole hurts from the giant sqump that I just did!

Sqump by Blumpette December 9, 2018

sqump 

to squat and jump, or just everything in life

"That's so sqump"

"Your a sqump"

"Let's sqump"

"No way he pulled out his sqump on her"

sqump by ~m&c~ June 22, 2017

sqump 

WHen you are disguising Humping as squiriming when in a crowd with your girl\boy friend

Angela was squmping Cassidy as she was tickling him

sqump by Rob April 9, 2005

sqump 

Squrming and humping combined between a guy and girl.

Robby and Jessica like to sqump each other, but not in public like Angela and Cassidy.

sqump by Jenn April 19, 2005

sqump 

A portmanteau of squash (or squish) and crumple. A sound of crushing.

The car hit the guardrail with an enormous sqump.

sqump by Ezra F. March 31, 2007

skumpy 

When you are hungry but your stomach hurts

“Want to get pizza?”

“Yeah I do but I’m also skumpy.”

skumpy by UghLadybug June 18, 2018

Trump Slump 

What happens once the trump stump is revealed to a woman.

Jane: Well, Donny and I went out and he revealed his trump stump. I think he could tell I was disappointed in the tiny nub because the next thing that happened was it was just a small flaccid blob of dough. We laughed and called it trump slump.

Trump Slump by Runner707 December 14, 2016