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iraqable 

Someone you wouldn't look twice at in the USA, but in Iraq looks pretty fine, especially after the 6 month mark. This difference is exemplified by the numerical female rating system as adapted for use in Iraq. In the USA, this system rates women on a scale of 1-10 where 1 is FUGLY and 10 makes you cream your jeans. In Iraq, only the numbers 0 and 1 are used, much like binary code. A 1 is someone you'd be willing to have sex with because she's iraqable, and a 0 makes you reach for a folded steak.
Leroy: Damn dawg! Check dat ho over dere. Sista be nasty as hell, yo! Look at the guacamole drippin' outta her shorts!
Raoul: Dude, she's iraqable.
iraqable by TaskForceMung February 15, 2008
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Iraqable 

A Chick hot enough to bang in Iraq, but not in the states.
Dude that chick is Iraqable, but i wouldn't be caught dead with her in the States.
Iraqable by Dirty Sanchez 69 September 23, 2007
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Iraqable 

A word used to describe a member of the opposite sex. It means a person that would normally be well below your standards, but looks decent enough to sleep with while deployed to Iraq.
She's not pretty, but she's Iraqable.
Iraqable by PFC Ninja February 19, 2009

iraqable 

A woman who would not typically be pursued by the average male in the real world, but in Iraq becomes much more attractive for the lack of better options.
Man, Butler was a total dog back in the states, but now she is totally Iraqable!
iraqable by barnaclebarney October 28, 2009

Iraqable 

Classification for somebody you'd have sex with while deployed to Iraq. Generally refers to somebody you wouldn't dream of having sex with back in the U.S. unless you were completely drunk. Since alcohol is forbidden in Iraq, your only excuse is that you've been in Iraq for too long. In most cases this means over three months although in some rare and desperate cases it can be as little as one month or as much as thirteen months for the deeply religious.
"She's kinda ugly..."

"Whatever, she's Iraqable."
Iraqable by PVT Tentpeg May 12, 2009

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
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A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
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2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
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