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Shartruse 

Causing someone to shit themselves by use of chicanery.
Gustav spiked Milton's protein shake with X-Lax, causing a horrific blowout. He was lauded by his remaining friends for this superb shartruse.
Shartruse by The BS Express January 11, 2022

shartroulette 

A biological game of chance; when you aren't exactly sure if you have to shit or fart, but you let it out anyway and hope for the best.
Brian lost the game of shartroulette when he shit himself in math class.
shartroulette by shartman2 December 3, 2010

shartreuse 

The color one's face turns when one realizes one has deposited a shart in one's pants.
"First he flinched, then he turned a bright shartreuse, then we smelled it."

shartreuse 

When a person has a delightfully greenish shart.
When he thought he was passing gas he ran to restroom only to find shartreuse in his shorts.
shartreuse by JnewTX October 11, 2011

Shartruce 

A state of mind-bowel agreement where the the mind of the individual realizes it cannot allow a fart to occur because there is a real danger of sharting one's self.
After calculating the odd's of sharting due to the unstable state of his anus, Manny and his mind called a "shartruce" with his bowels until he could reach a comode.
Shartruce by 3dPulP November 9, 2012