Sock Baby

The process of when a male proceeds to ejaculate (bust a nut) into a standard tube-sock. The sock is then stored in a safe place for later use. This activity is typically popular among the prison-inmate population.

"Tyrone was so horney that he made a sock baby in his cell, he then hid the sock under his pillow for later violation".

Sock Baby by Gil-Dawg August 17, 2008

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tube sock baby

A rather controversial method of conceiving a baby by way of tube sock ejaculation. It is unknown how this process actually functions as a technique become impregnated, although, it is unsurprising that it has been done.

Kizzy unexpectedly conceived a tube sock baby after a fun-filled night of crack smoking and dick sucking.

tube sock baby by the sniper September 14, 2008

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Related Words

tube sock baby • baby sock • sockbaby • sock • sock puppets • sock monkey • sock fucker • sock head • sock it to me! • Sock rule

baby sock

a tiny penis

Damn! You got a baby sock.

baby sock by Anonymous June 3, 2003

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Baby Sock

Code word for a condom

Hey baby, can you run to the store and pick up some baby socks?

Baby Sock by jiblet84 September 18, 2012

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sockbaby

n: an infant version of the sock people; usually taken care of by honkies

That sockbaby... is a sockbaby Jesus. Sock Savior to the Sock people, and I've come.. TO TAKE IT!

-Davis, alien

sockbaby by MTSkull February 22, 2004

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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