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wormhole 

Theoretical method of faster than light travel, made popular through use in many science fiction texts including Stargate. Describes a subspace 'tunnel' created between two points in space that dramatically reduces the time required to travel between them. While potentially plausible under some scientific theories including relativity, there's no way to know if wormholes actually exist, or can be created.
Captain Kirk flew his spaceship into the wormhole.
wormhole by Greg May 1, 2004
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wormhole 

A phenomenon that has a way of completly absorbing the attention of its user. It usually has a flat surface, it is some sort of technological device, it illuminates bright colors from its surface, and is usually connected to the information superhighway.
I told Esmeralda my entire day today; fom the coffee I spilled on myself this morning to my car wreck on the way home tonight. It wasn't until after I saw her staring down at her phone that I realized she was in the wormhole and did not hear a thing I said!
wormhole by Pablo the poolboy February 17, 2013

wormhole 

adj; the act of placing two men's penises in a chinese finger trap

n; two men's penises in a chinese finger trap
Dude, me and my boy wormholed the other day, his girl jerked both of us off with one hand, at the same time.
wormhole by Mike the Sparrow August 14, 2012

Wormhole 

When you eat a gummy worm out of your partners butt hole.
When you get home and your girl says"come get this wormhole."
Wormhole by Duran Jackson January 20, 2018

wormhole 

Wang in wang sex.

Contrasted from docking (which is pedestrian in comparison), wormholing involves actually inserting the penis into the urethra of another penis.
Oh dear God no. Fuck! No, please don't. Oh goddamn, oh goddammit! (wormhole)
wormhole by dr_teeth June 1, 2006

Wormhole 

A females vagina during the act of giving birth. Vagina resembling a wormhole from another dimension.
I saw my sons head coming out of that wormhole that use to be my wife's vagina!
Wormhole by Left Over Crack January 20, 2011

Wormhole 

A huge gaping vagina that is overflowing with broccoli and family photos. It feeds off dead vampires and has a mind of its own and constantly queefs.
Sandy: Hey Mom, how was your day today?

Mom: Bad, my Wormhole tried to kill everyone at the office by queefing broccoli and your baby pictures.