zAk's definitions

CGNU

Crazy-Go-Nuts University, where people such as Strong Bad and The Cheat have graduated. Main sport team: the Golf Club. Mascot: the Dumple!

Fighting and sometimes striving
Wondering what the Dumple is.
Excellence and what is valor?
And The Cheat will hit things with a golf club.
Cee! Gee! In!....You! (me?)

by Zak August 28, 2003

Inabitch

Similar to "In a bit" or "Inabit". A way of saying goodbye.

Inabitch blud.

by Zak May 11, 2004

PhD

When you go to college or university to get laid you go for a phd, or you're hoping to get a phd.

a phd is "a pussy hunting degree"

"He's not going to uni to study bruv, he's going for a Phd"

by Zak May 12, 2004

JVGR

A user on gamerankings.com with the most insane posting skillz ever. He pwns you in posting

"Whoah, did you see Jay reached 10k in 2 months? He is a wiked poster!"

by Zak July 3, 2004

wrechfuck

The art of someone bending you over and inserting dirty, rusty wrenches in your cornhole.

Also usually goes in the phrase:

"Ripped, Raped, and Wrenchfucked"

CMACD got wrenchfucked by a tech-deq grease monkey when he walked by Gore Motors on Memorial Ave.

by zAk March 9, 2005

cynic

A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as the ARE, not as they ought to be. Hence the custom among Scythians of plucking out a cynic's eyes to improve his vision.

I am a cynic. Ow! Ow! Those are my eyes1

by Zak May 3, 2003

OHNO-Second

That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake.

"It took an OHNO-Second to realize he had deleted the company's files."

by Zak May 3, 2003