zAk's definitions

religion

A great excuse to get gifts on the holidays; A joke.

Religion: keeping people in line for over 2000 years.

by Zak November 15, 2003

404

Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located.

"Don't bother asking him... he's 404, man."

by Zak May 3, 2003

jeyah

a variation of the word "yeah" but only used for extra emphasis in situations

"Jeyah" is usually said by itself, before anything else is said and the context is whatever you want to make it.

by Zak March 3, 2003

Four Corners

An area in Silver Spring which is the intersection of University Boulevard and Colesville Road. Don't mess, it is freakin' badass. Known for it's superiority to Olney and cool kids that live there.

"Yo, b-dawg, you wanna go walk in Four Corners and talk to homeless people."

by Zak December 8, 2003

Assmosis

The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss.

"He got VP via assmosis."

by Zak May 3, 2003

ltstfu

Learn To Shut The Fuck Up!

You really need to just LTSTFU RIGHT NOW, you little fuck

by Zak April 4, 2003

CGNU

Crazy-Go-Nuts University, where people such as Strong Bad and The Cheat have graduated. Main sport team: the Golf Club. Mascot: the Dumple!

Fighting and sometimes striving
Wondering what the Dumple is.
Excellence and what is valor?
And The Cheat will hit things with a golf club.
Cee! Gee! In!....You! (me?)

by Zak August 28, 2003