zAk's definitions

nutsac

1. A scrodum
2. A bag of nuts, usually almonds or macadamias
3. An event or situation that just makes you say "WTF?!"

1. chew on my nutsac.
2. I enjoy a nutsac at the ballpark
3. WTF?! You sure know how to pull a nutsac, nutzak.

by Zak March 28, 2003

Blamestorming

Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who is responsible.

"Oh, great, we lost the Carson deal. Time for some more blamestorming."

by Zak May 3, 2003

wrechfuck

The art of someone bending you over and inserting dirty, rusty wrenches in your cornhole.

Also usually goes in the phrase:

"Ripped, Raped, and Wrenchfucked"

CMACD got wrenchfucked by a tech-deq grease monkey when he walked by Gore Motors on Memorial Ave.

by zAk March 9, 2005

UMFRIEND

A sexual relation of dubious standing or a concealed intimate relationship.

"This is Bridget, my...um, friend."

by Zak May 3, 2003

CGNU

Crazy-Go-Nuts University, where people such as Strong Bad and The Cheat have graduated. Main sport team: the Golf Club. Mascot: the Dumple!

Fighting and sometimes striving
Wondering what the Dumple is.
Excellence and what is valor?
And The Cheat will hit things with a golf club.
Cee! Gee! In!....You! (me?)

by Zak August 28, 2003

Assmosis

The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss.

"He got VP via assmosis."

by Zak May 3, 2003

cynic

A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as the ARE, not as they ought to be. Hence the custom among Scythians of plucking out a cynic's eyes to improve his vision.

I am a cynic. Ow! Ow! Those are my eyes1

by Zak May 3, 2003