zAk's definitions

Super Jew

Someone who emphasizes on their Jewish religion in life and other things.

That Rabbi Mordechai is one helluva Super Jew!

by Zak June 5, 2003

yellow yell

Span: A type of person who can convince cheese to perform complex algorithms.

This cheddar refuses to do my math homework. Please find me a yellow yell

by ZAK September 3, 2003

Percussive Maintenance

The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

The server's down...nothing a little percussive maintenance can't fix...

by Zak May 29, 2003

fade to black

What many people wish would just happen when they do something REALLY stupid, just before the reaction comes.

by Zak September 1, 2003

hall o'neal

Hall of fame for none other then neal diamond where priceless neal memrobilia is held by Cowboy WAyne And JD McNugent.


As seen in SAVING SILVERMAN

how about we start here in the HALL O'NEAL

by ZAk March 4, 2005

minikin

really freakin' small

My girlfriend was minikin, but her butt was not.

by zak November 24, 2003

war

A byproduct of the arts of peace.

We are a nation at war.

by Zak May 3, 2003