zAk's definitions

Percussive Maintenance

The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

The server's down...nothing a little percussive maintenance can't fix...

by Zak May 29, 2003

Super Jew

Someone who emphasizes on their Jewish religion in life and other things.

That Rabbi Mordechai is one helluva Super Jew!

by Zak June 5, 2003

terrorism

U.S. foriegn policy. For some reason we American seem to think that terrorism was invented on Sept. 11th, but it has been business as usual for the U.S. government for the last century.

The war on terrorism will not be over until the U.S. becomes a third world country.

by Zak November 15, 2003

religion

A great excuse to get gifts on the holidays; A joke.

Religion: keeping people in line for over 2000 years.

by Zak November 15, 2003

minikin

really freakin' small

My girlfriend was minikin, but her butt was not.

by zak November 24, 2003

cheezed

Ridiculously high

Dude, those dank nuggets got me wicked cheezed.

by Zak November 28, 2003

Genuvue

The smart-ass of RoscoGenuvue.cjb.net

"You're a fucking idiot, Rosco."

by Zak December 1, 2003