zAk's definitions

Charitard

Noun. A "charitard" is a kid who is so obsessed with Pokemon and DragonBall Z and other shitty japanese cartoons that he is retarded.

Dude, Ray is such a charitard. I swear, the kid just watches too much Pokemon, his brain has gone to wack.

by Zak December 25, 2003

The Dickies

A band that likes to think that they influenced everyone in the genre of punk, but actually were just a Ramones rip-off band. They play the "It shoulda been us" card. But as Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day put it "Fuck you. It's not you. It will never be you. You'll never write a good song for the rest of your life." Which is plenty true folks.

Man, we started our punk band, then a week later they're acting the fuckin' Dickies on us. Little fuckin' rip-off "punks''!

by Zak January 22, 2004

PhD

When you go to college or university to get laid you go for a phd, or you're hoping to get a phd.

a phd is "a pussy hunting degree"

"He's not going to uni to study bruv, he's going for a Phd"

by Zak May 12, 2004

Inabitch

Similar to "In a bit" or "Inabit". A way of saying goodbye.

Inabitch blud.

by Zak May 11, 2004

Alpha Geek

The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work group.

"Hennings is the alpha geek of this corporation. He knows EVERYTHING about the server."

by Zak May 3, 2003

cynic

A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as the ARE, not as they ought to be. Hence the custom among Scythians of plucking out a cynic's eyes to improve his vision.

I am a cynic. Ow! Ow! Those are my eyes1

by Zak May 3, 2003

Fastskin

Also FSII

Tight swimsuit for rich people that supposedly mimicks sharkskin but it only lasts about 10 meets but stil its worth it becuase it makes you look fast!!

For the guys it comes in:
Brief, Jammer, Legskin, HiNeck Kneeskin, Backstroke HiNeck Bodyskin, HiNeck Bodyskin, and Fullbodyskin

For the ladies it comes in:
Recordbreaker, Recordbreaker Kneeskin, HiNeck Kneeskin, Backstroke HiNeck Bodyskin, HiNeck Bodyskin, Recordbreaker Bodyskin, and Full Bodyskin

Tom: Whoa look at that kid wearing the hi-neck kneeskin.
John: He must be fast and rich.

by Zak August 20, 2004