Genuvue

The smart-ass of RoscoGenuvue.cjb.net
by Zak December 01, 2003
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Alpha Geek

The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work group.
"Hennings is the alpha geek of this corporation. He knows EVERYTHING about the server."
by Zak May 03, 2003
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fat lard

Some one fat, lazy and wierd. They have alot of lard and can be very fat. A diss to someone who is a fat lard, is a fat face.
by zak March 25, 2005
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jeyah

a variation of the word "yeah" but only used for extra emphasis in situations
"Jeyah" is usually said by itself, before anything else is said and the context is whatever you want to make it.
by Zak March 03, 2003
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Seagull Management

The type of business where your boss hovers around the office, takes the good ideas for himself/herself, and shits on every other idea you have.
I'm tired of this seagull management! I want to be able to use my OWN ideas for MYSELF.
by Zak April 30, 2003
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cool (y)
by Zak March 29, 2003
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candiru

a small parasitic catfish native to the amazon, that typically feeds off the blood of other fish. However is attracted to urine and has been known to swim up the vagina/penis/anus of nude bathers in the amazon river. Once inside a human host it extends spines on its back lodging it firmly in place where removal is possible through extremly painful surgery, amputation of the organ or the use of herbal medicines that can dissolve the parasite.
I'm never pissing in the Amazon cuz I don't want a candiru to swim up my urethra.
by Zak January 14, 2005
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