zAk's definitions

Super Jew

Someone who emphasizes on their Jewish religion in life and other things.

That Rabbi Mordechai is one helluva Super Jew!

by Zak June 5, 2003

GayRE

A comment on Gamerankings that is deemed to be very gay.

"That was a very GayRE comment, Jay."

by Zak July 3, 2004

Roger Moore

A piss-poor James Bond. Is a horrible actor, and maybe the fact that he had to follow the allmighty Sean Connery who is my favorite actor and who is one bad motherfucker. Cockney rhyming slang for whore

He's a fookin' Roger Moore!

by Zak January 22, 2004

Inabitch

Similar to "In a bit" or "Inabit". A way of saying goodbye.

Inabitch blud.

by Zak May 11, 2004

cynic

A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as the ARE, not as they ought to be. Hence the custom among Scythians of plucking out a cynic's eyes to improve his vision.

I am a cynic. Ow! Ow! Those are my eyes1

by Zak May 3, 2003

Alpha Geek

The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work group.

"Hennings is the alpha geek of this corporation. He knows EVERYTHING about the server."

by Zak May 3, 2003

candiru

a small parasitic catfish native to the amazon, that typically feeds off the blood of other fish. However is attracted to urine and has been known to swim up the vagina/penis/anus of nude bathers in the amazon river. Once inside a human host it extends spines on its back lodging it firmly in place where removal is possible through extremly painful surgery, amputation of the organ or the use of herbal medicines that can dissolve the parasite.

I'm never pissing in the Amazon cuz I don't want a candiru to swim up my urethra.

by Zak January 13, 2005