zAk's definitions

GayRE

A comment on Gamerankings that is deemed to be very gay.

"That was a very GayRE comment, Jay."

by Zak July 3, 2004

yellow yell

Span: A type of person who can convince cheese to perform complex algorithms.

This cheddar refuses to do my math homework. Please find me a yellow yell

by ZAK September 3, 2003

Percussive Maintenance

The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

The server's down...nothing a little percussive maintenance can't fix...

by Zak May 29, 2003

Roger Moore

A piss-poor James Bond. Is a horrible actor, and maybe the fact that he had to follow the allmighty Sean Connery who is my favorite actor and who is one bad motherfucker. Cockney rhyming slang for whore

He's a fookin' Roger Moore!

by Zak January 22, 2004

The Dickies

A band that likes to think that they influenced everyone in the genre of punk, but actually were just a Ramones rip-off band. They play the "It shoulda been us" card. But as Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day put it "Fuck you. It's not you. It will never be you. You'll never write a good song for the rest of your life." Which is plenty true folks.

Man, we started our punk band, then a week later they're acting the fuckin' Dickies on us. Little fuckin' rip-off "punks''!

by Zak January 22, 2004

cheezed

Ridiculously high

Dude, those dank nuggets got me wicked cheezed.

by Zak November 28, 2003

fat lard

Some one fat, lazy and wierd. They have alot of lard and can be very fat. A diss to someone who is a fat lard, is a fat face.

You fat lard stop it!

by zak March 24, 2005