ZAk's definitions

GayRE

A clan on www.gamerankings.com that is considered to be very gay.

"Have you checked the GayRE thread lately? Its exceptionally gay tonight."

by Zak July 3, 2004

X-men

A group of mutant superheroes who are all gathered in a "school" (doubling as their headquarters). They fight bad mutants, bad humans, and retards that think they suck on peoples' anal cavities.

"The X-Men are about to kick your ass."

by Zak May 6, 2003

religion

A great excuse to get gifts on the holidays; A joke.

Religion: keeping people in line for over 2000 years.

by Zak November 15, 2003

fade to black

What many people wish would just happen when they do something REALLY stupid, just before the reaction comes.

by Zak September 1, 2003

1 2 ska-do

1. finger banging 2.finger banging ones mother 3. fingering anything really

Hey Luigi! I gave your mom the 1 2 ska-do last night.

by ZAk March 22, 2005

war

A byproduct of the arts of peace.

We are a nation at war.

by Zak May 3, 2003

Stress Puppy

A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.

by Zak May 3, 2003