zAk's definitions

Cracker Goop

The ejaculated semen of a white-caucasion male.

im choking on cracker goop

by Zak March 28, 2003

wrechfuck

The art of someone bending you over and inserting dirty, rusty wrenches in your cornhole.

Also usually goes in the phrase:

"Ripped, Raped, and Wrenchfucked"

CMACD got wrenchfucked by a tech-deq grease monkey when he walked by Gore Motors on Memorial Ave.

by zAk March 9, 2005

PRAIRIE DOGGING

When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.

"What's with everyone prarie dogging when I scream here???"

by Zak May 3, 2003

UMFRIEND

A sexual relation of dubious standing or a concealed intimate relationship.

"This is Bridget, my...um, friend."

by Zak May 3, 2003

holy crap

A once-common exclaimation popularized by Strong Bad, the EMail answerer of homestarrunner.com

"People knockig on heaven's door-HOLY CRAAAAAAAP!"

"I have come back from the dead to take-wha-Holy Craaap......"

"Holy Crap! Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!"

by Zak April 28, 2003